I love naming stuff. Albums, books, movies, businesses, pets, you name it. (Actually, I name it.) My goal is to someday retire and get people to pay me for this. I even have a name picked out for the company: Mr. Titleman. While I’m waiting for the big bucks, here’s a list of titles I’ve written down and tossed in a folder over the years. Feel free to use one or more for your own nefarious purposes:
“Dead Bolt” – Mystery
“Easily Amused” – Comedy Album
“Acrimony and Cheese” – Marriage Memoir
“Go Figure” – Jewish Game Show
“Fudge Factor” – Reality Show
“Tina Colada” – Character
“Armageddon” – Small Town in Nevada
“King Tit” – Strip Club
“Squalor” – Small Town in New Mexico
“Under the Bus” – Business Book
“Herding Katz” – Jewish Memoir
“Lost in the Shuffle” – Vegas Memoir
“California Roll” – Buddy Movie
“Time Share” – Sci-Fi Novel
“Dodge Rapture” – Car for Christians
“Damaged Goods” – Band Name
“The Children’s Table” – Horror Movie
“It’s Not You, It’s Me” – Romantic Comedy
“Lemmings and Sheep” – Album (or band)
“Body of Work” – Mystery
“Off the Griddle” – Restaurant
“Garbage Time” – Basketball Memoir
“Mixed Signals” – Romantic Comedy
“Ed Cetera” – Character Name
“Corn Swaggles” – Snack Food
“The Crack of Dawn” – Porno
“Lay of the Land” – Ditto
“Exit Strategy” – Mystery
“Sunrise at Noon” – Western
“The Mad Cow Diaries” – Cautionary Tale
“Two Kinds of Luck” – Vegas Memoir
“Spellcheck is Stupid” – Band
“Hotel California” – Hospice
“Too Good for the Room” – Comedy Album
“The Potty Train” – Children’s Book
“Smith, Johnson, Williams and Brown” – Generic Law Firm
“Einstein’s Napkin” – Science Book (or band)
“Cat Food and Crackers” – Could be anything
Sadly, I have lots more. If you decide to procure one, tell ’em Mr. Titleman sent you.